January 2011
arane:
25. If all else fails, live by these three rules: (1) Never trust a woman who shags married men. (2) Never make a deal with a guy who wears a white belt. (3) Never try to be “friends” when the affair is over. Not even the great Gatsby could make Daisy stay. After she slobbered over his shirts, it was pretty much finished.
And 24 other things all women should know…
“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan (via fuckyeahexistentialism, savagemike) (via havissard)(via savagemike) (via yeahiwasintheshit)
“I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. Also, she...”
– Sombrero Fallout, by Richard Brautigan (via youmightfindyourself)
“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
BlackBook: Imaginary Lines from Sex and the City... →
bbook:
“Meanwhile uptown, Samantha was having a few explosions of her own.”
“It was at that moment Charlotte resolved that if her fellow countrymen were brave enough to revolt against knife-wielding hijackers, the least she could do was take off her bra during sex.”
“Ooooh! Oooh! New Blahniks! AL…
This is hilarious and completely spot on.
“Writing about Hollywood is like being a reporter at Disneyland. At first, you...”
– Former NEWSWEEK film writer Sean Smith, on his decision to quit journalism and join the Peace Corps. (Ouch.)
“Mika, you need to buck up. I know you think this story has no purpose other than...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, offering words of encouragement for MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski after she nearly refused to read a story on Sarah Palin, on The Colbert Report.
As Brzezinski put it, “I don’t want to overemphasize her news value.” Awesome, Mika.
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